Is it really raining in London? (A Guide)

How much does it rain in London?

A lot. It rains a lot.

There are several degrees of rain. Let me guide you with these simple questions:

Q1: Are you squinting?

A: Yes! --> This may be because of the sun. If there is a bright spot in the sky, it is not raining. Wait about an hour and check again.

B: No. --> It's just overcast. Pack your umbrella.

Q2: Are the raindrops big enough that you're considering putting your smartphone away?

A: Yes. :( --> Put up your umbrella. It's raining!

B: Nah, I can still text --> This is normal drizzly stuff. Carry on. 

Q3: Have the drops gotten so big you're now concerned about your phone's warranty?

A: Yes :( --> It's raining. Shove that device in your pocket. You may now become aware of several *other* people on the sidewalk. These are fellow pedestrians. They will not hurt you, but will appreciate that you're now cognizant of giving way.

B: Nah, I can still text --> This is normal rainy stuff. Carry on. Find your umbrella maybe.

Q4: Have restaurant patrons moved inside from the sidewalk tables?

A: No, but they did put up their umbrellas. Does that count? --> Yes. It's kinda drizzling.

B: Yes, chairs are empty. --> Yup. Raining. 

Q5: Do you see raindrops in the streetlights?
A: Yes. --> Like, big ones? Or are you just being a sissy tourist?

B: Big ones. --> Congratulations, it's really raining!

Q6: Can you hear the squish of the shoes of the person behind you? 

A: UGH YES IT'S AWFUL --> It has just rained. Good luck drying your shoes. 

So, the answer is Yes. You should always have a small umbrella or a rain jacket with you. Even if it isn't raining now, it will be raining soon.

Londoners ready with our umbrellas!